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Please be noted though, this website is set up solely for your reading pleasure and is not intended to diagnose or cure any diseases because I’m not a doctor and I don’t think I will ever become one because I tend to get woozy when I see blood. It’s just that, recently, my mum and dad got really into this whole Olive Oil thing and they’ve sneakily, deviously placed bottles of olive oil at every inch of my house so that I cannot not miss them. As it is in my nature to experiment with and blow things up, and also because I was spectacularly free, I decided to give this whole Olive Oil thing a try, and viola, miracles happened!

And so, without further ado, sit back, relax, and read to your heart’s content!